Right.

This here is a map of Australia. Some of you haven't heard of it, some of you think it featured in The Sound of Music. No. Australia's where real men come from. It's where I come from.

Take a look. Long and hard.


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[This video feed seems to be coming from one of the Hospital's many security cameras, and my doesn't the place look festive. Garlands of evergreens twined with red ribbons and twinkling lights line the corridors, making it impossible for a busy doctor to notice anything out of place ( Read more... )

[Interior of the Blue Light, where a certain Australian doctor is propping up the bar. There's a half empty whiskey glass beside him but, as he turns toward the camera, he doesn't look drunk ( Read more... )